THIS never gets old.
"Develop a healthy relationship with food. If you’re hungry, eat. If you’re full, don’t eat. Eat vegetables to be good to your body, but eat ice cream to be good to your soul.
Take pictures of yourself frequently. Chronicle your life. Selfies are completely underrated. Even if the pictures are unflattering, keep them anyway. There will always be mountains and cities and buildings, but you will never look the same way as you did in that one moment in time.
Your worth does not depend on how desirable someone finds you. Spend less time in front of the mirror and more time with people who make you feel beautiful.
Close doors. Don’t hold onto things that no longer brings you happiness and do not help you grow as a person. It is okay to walk away from toxic relationships. You are not weak for letting go.
Forgive yourself. We all have something in our pasts that we are ashamed of, but they only weigh us down if we allow them to. Make amends with the old you and work every day to become the person that you’ve always wanted to be."
James: Lily’s pregnant
Remus: are you serious?!
James: damnit Remus we talked about this
*sirius falls through wall*
Sirius: NO BUT I AM
Sirius: wait what
does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off
“Mad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared at me for the longest time and I just stared at him and I started crying and he smiled. And it wasn’t that he smiled that he liked me, it was just that I hadn’t held children in my life and I was always considered so dark and I always had so many things that made me feel like maybe I shouldn’t be somebody’s mom because certainly the world has an opinion of me and I’m not so sure about myself and am I gonna be the best mom? So the fact that this little kid seemed at ease gave me the courage to feel like I could make him happy. And so we became a family right then.” — Angelina Jolie
i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it
if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically
some person: hey asstown
i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”
"50 State Steryotypes (in 2 Minutes)"
THE NH ONE IS SO TRUE THOUGH LIKE HOW THE HELL DID HE KNOW
The Michigan one is 100% spot on
definitely the Michigan one
i haven’t even watched this video but i’m certain that the mississippi one is true
Luna knows what’s up.
Courtesy of Chekhov’s Zombie.
Thanks, Chekhov’s Zombie!
Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked.