DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES
THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA
THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE
Reminder that while the concept of virginity is technically a social construct, your sexual debut is still allowed to be special to you, and you are still allowed to wait and want to make it meaningful, and your self-perception is still allowed to change after you have sex. Just as long as you’re doing these things for yourself, and not because someone told you that you should.
You do you.
The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.
I need adultier adult
#I NEED A BETTER ADULT
AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT
i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit
One of the best jokes from Ratatouille - wine too expensive to spit out in disgust.
“Who taught me to suck in my stomach,
or my cheeks?
Who told me to stand with my legs apart
and my hips thrust back
to create the illusion of a gap
between my thighs?
Who made me believe that the most beautiful part of me
is my negative space?”
“I wish more people cared about the earth as much as they cared about who they believed created it.”
– Unknown (via sensationalizm)
Possible backstory to the Christmas jumper:
The jumper was an early Christmas gift from Sherlock. Sherlock worried it was a bit much and that John would be offended by this gentle poke at his fondness for jumpers. But John was delighted; ‘Oh, this is very nice’, he said - somewhat hoarsely to Sherlock’s ears - lifting it slowly from the box. John insisted on wearing it for their drinks party, and Sherlock was puzzled when before the guests arrived he caught John gazing wistfully at his reflection in the mirror over the fireplace. He didn’t know that when John was a lad he and his gran had a tradition of shopping for his Christmas jumper early every December. John gladly deferred to his gran’s flamboyant taste in colour and design in making the purchase, which then became the center of interest and admiration at the Christmas family gatherings - until the year he turned 14. That year his first girlfriend had mocked his gran’s choice and the following year he’d told his gran he was too old to wear a special Christmas jumper. She’d said nothing but he’d seen the sadness in her eyes. She died before he grew up enough to revive the tradition, so he’d never worn an outrageous Christmas jumper again. But this year he had one from Sherlock, and if he saw disdain in Jeanette’s eyes when she looked him up and down at the door, well then, too bad for her.
And that is exactly when John realized he was dating the wrong person…
I literally just buried my face in my pillow and screamed
I assumed it was a Chrissy present from Mrs Hudson.
if ur screwing up ur life cuz u are a perfectionist with major anxiety who procrastinates and spends way too much time on the internet clap ur hands
I was like: nooo!
what the actual fuck
can i rewind 15 years and become a rhythmic gymnast plz
Lolol hey look! Why rhythmic is badass in one simple gif!
in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does